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Alastor had already arrived back at the Hazbin Hotel by the time that Sera was led to the front door by Alastor with both clearly upset. "Why hello and good morning Lucifer; you look just dreadful today and... What is this? A guest of the most angelic equation..." Alastor greeted them both and then extended a hand to Sera. "Alastor at your service... A pleasure, always a pleasure..." Alastor then said to the Seraphim as she just sighed back at him.
"Alastor could you do me a favour and f*ck right off; possibly back to where you were before... I am already in bad enough mood without having to deal with you..." Lucifer ranted at Alastor and then faced Sera. "Sorry Sera about that over glorified Sinner... So we are her to figure how to deal with the fact that one of my closest friends took my daughter and her girlfriend out to try something that she hadn't even f*cking tested and are off to know knows where in Hell with your little angel sister... Sent Bee and that Tex guy to my place to sort out punishment later... That about sums it up..." Lucifer ranted as Sera gave a slight nod trying in vain to hold back how she was feeling at the moment.
Emily lost in any part of Hell was bad enough but the influence of some literal Hellish drink... Poor Emily couldn't take much more than a small glass of wine... Her suffering from a Hell hangover somewhere in this forsaken place... Oh she would have to think long and hard just to start to come up with an appropriate punishment for her guards...
"Oh my... That sounds like a conundrum indeed... A responsible parent would have made sure that dangerous bad influences were away from their child... But then again you were already failing with allowing me to get to her." Alastor said as Lucifer gave him the double middle finger.
"Mr... Alastor is it? Do you have to involve yourself because this situation is complicated as it is..." Sera asked as Alastor then gave his smile to her.
"No; I do not have to involve myself but I choose to for the entertainment value. I mean the story of Hell's Princess lost drunk somewhere in the 9 rings with an innocent angel from Heaven suffering the same situation... Could I ask for anything better?" Alastor asked as his smile turned into a grin and Sera groaned.
Sera tried to calm herself and remembered something... It was legitimately possible for Sinners here to redeem themselves and ascend to Heaven... Something she was still trying to deal with and wrap her head around but it was possible... Maybe this annoying demon had depths and potential to change... Maybe any of the demons working or staying in this hotel could be next like the short maid hard at work...
"You know that I miss the Sun... Back when I was alive; I used to love using a magnifying glass to fry little bugs and listen closely to hear them scream in pain..." Niffty said with a giggle to no one in particular.
Okay... Maybe not her...
They then heard a ringing and Lucifer sighed as he got out his phone and then rejected a call. He was putting it away as it went off again and he looked angry as he rejected it. "Not the time Ozzie..." Lucifer muttered but then there was a pentagram appearing in the ground and a flash of light blue flames from it and then appeared in similarly covered flames was a tall imposing figure.
Sera took a step back as she glanced upon Asmodeus, Alastor looked interested but Lucifer just grinned at the much taller demon. "Ozzie... I don't have time for whatever sh*t you want to tell me about... It will have to wait because I am in the middle of something..." Lucifer ranted at Asmodeus and easily shoved him back a little with a push.
"Sorry Lucifer... I can see that as... Is that an actual angel..." Asmodeus asked wide eyed noticing Sera who gave a simple nod at his direction. "Don't have time for that story... Listen Lucifer; I wouldn't be portaling to you like this suddenly if it wasn't super important or urgent..." Asmodeus then said quickly as Lucifer then held his nose for a second while closing his eyes.
"This is extra important Ozzie... Listen... Thanks to Bee and her latest juice... Charlie and her girlfriend is lost somewhere in Hell with her girlfriend and another angel! A junior Seraphim to be exact..." Lucifer ranted as Asmodeus then became wide eyes.
"Actually... That kind of makes sense... Bee told me that she was working on something new but I took one quick look at her recipe sheet and I knew that Fizz and I will be steering clear of that sh*t... Poor Charlie dealing with that junk would explain this as... She was what I wanted to tell you about... She may still be in my Ring..." Asmodeus then said as Lucifer's eyes widened suddenly and he then gave a face to order him to explain.
"Wait... Your Ring?" Lucifer asked looking concerned as Sera was confused and concerned at once.
"Ah yes... Asmodeus runs the Lust Ring here in Hell... Sinners such as me are unable to leave the Pride Ring but I wouldn't be interested in his part..." Alastor then said to Sera's ear as he summoned himself some popcorn to eat while he watched things play out.
"Lust Ring..." Sera muttered to herself in horror wondering if Emily came with Lucifer's daughter to this Ring... She hated the very idea and implication of what such a place entails.
"Well... The special chapels in my Ring have the marriage certificates filled in and... Well one of my workers came to me upon spotting one from one of the drunk weddings performed last night... A four way one..." Asmodeus then explained slowly as he then handed the certificate to Lucifer to read over.
Alastor then quickly peaked over his shoulder and said "Oh my... I now wish I was able to go to the Lust Ring if I had gotten an invitation... I could have given Charlie away or be the Best Man..."
Elevator 666; Moxxie and Millie were nervously waiting in their seats for their arrival to the Lust Ring. They didn't know what the plan of action could be once they find Blitzo as the situation was... Beyond anything that they had to deal with before... They had involvement with the 7 Sins before and Blitzo more himself and through Stolas; plenty of involvement with the Ars Goetia royalty but this...
Loona drunk marrying Lucifer's daughter...
Millie felt something in her phone and saw a live news report trending; Moxxie looked as she showed him and the on the scene reporter was talking about how the Pride Ring seemed to shaking in the ground and it was coming from the Hazbin Hotel. Then emerged from the door was a furious Lucifer in full scary form with his angel wings showing.
"Let's not jump to conclusions... He might be angry about something else and might not know yet... I can't even pretend to kid myself... Maybe he will go easy on the both of us since we weren't involved..." Moxxie then groaned out loud as he and his wife held their hands together in fear.
